Frank W. Wade - First White Child Born
in
The Commercial Record of Jan. 12, 1940
featured an article about nine octogenarian snow birds who
had assembled in the park near
Frank W. Wade, 87, of Douglas was among
this number, which totaled 104 seasons in
Mr. Wade (1853-1947) was the first white
child born in
In 1940, Mrs. Josephine Rockwell, 84 of
The
horse and mule live 40 years
And
never taste of wine or beers
The
goat and sheep at 20 die
Without the aid of scotch or rye.
The
cow drinks water by the ton
And
at 18 is mostly done.
The
dog at 15 cashes in
And
nothing knows of rum or gin.
The
cat in milk and water soaks
And
then at 12 short years it croaks.
The
sober, modest bone-dry hen
Lays
eggs for noggs
Then dies at ten.
All
animals are strictly dry,
They
sinless live and shortly die.
But
sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men
Survive
to three score years and ten;
And
some of us, the mighty few,
Stay
pickled till we are 92.